What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:59
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
TEXT:
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.